Season 3 — now dumping
Decks & Friends
An absurdist rubber-hose cartoon that rides the degen highs and macro-cycle lows of the crypto market — so you don't have to. (You will anyway.)
The Episodes
Binge the bear, laugh at the bull
Eleven minutes of emotional damage per episode. Filter by season or vibe — your therapist can't.
Meet the Cast
A friend group held together by leverage
Six rubber-hose disasters who each represent a stage of your portfolio's grief.
The Macro Cycle
Market-Cycle Mood Meter™
Drag the dial to your current emotional support market phase. The cast reacts accordingly. Fully scientific.*
Euphoria
“We are all geniuses. Generational wealth is one click away. Decks just bought a third monitor.”
Set your delusion level
Slide from “euphoria-pilled” to “fully capitulated” and watch the energy curdle in real time.
🤑 Euphoria🙃 Denial😰 Fear💀 Capitulation
*Not scientific. Not advice. Not okay.
Degen Wisdom
Ancient proverbs from the trenches
Press the button. Receive guidance. Ignore it immediately.
Tap the button below to summon a truth you didn't ask for.
The Quote Wall
Things the cast actually said
Screenshots from group chats that should have stayed private.
“I'm not down bad, I'm down strategically.”— Decks, S2E4
“Charts are just sad mountains.”— Pip, S1E9
“It can't go lower. Narrator: it could.”— Hodlina, S3E2
“I read the whitepaper. I understood three words.”— Gas, S2E1
“Diversified across nine wallets I no longer control.”— Decks, S3E7
“We're early. We've been early for two years.”— Pip, S2E8
“My exit strategy is denial.”— Hodlina, S1E3
“It's not a loss until I open the app.”— Gas, S3E5
“Touch grass? The grass is also down 40%.”— Mooncat, S2E6